John Leguizamo at Vanity Fair Oscar Party

John was hiding from me! I didn't see him whatsoever during the Oscars last night nor on the red carpet, but here he is living it up at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party and Queen Latifah's Vibe Magazine Hollywood Pre-Oscar Party:

Drink up!

"I'm too sexy for these sunglasses, too sexy for these sunglasses, too sexy yeah!"

"I'm too sexy for this palm tree, too sexy for this palm tree, too sexy yeah!"

"I'm not sexier than Tyrese, not sexier than Tyrese, not sexier yeah!"

Sorry, John...but have you seen the body on Tyrese? Gawd!